Mushy Day

In light of this February 14, 2006 day I have decided to contribute to the festivities.






Happy throw stale candy hearts and mushy couples day. The following rhymes were sent to me in an email, so I’m sharing my favourites.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
-Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.



I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Happy Valentines Blog Buddies.

I heart you all.