Ryann Reflections

A glimpse into the life of one anti-social stripper nerd.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Cheetah’s, Kelowna (the first rant)

I’m bitchy, whiney, and just generally pissed off at the world (or Kelowna).
It’s been a while since I bitched about a club… come to think of it I believe it was Liquid Zoo (also in Kelowna) that last had me raging.

And it’s only Tuesday!

It’s not often I work in clubs that treat their dancers like disposable inconveniences only good for what money they can squeeze out of us—yet here I am at Cheetah’s in Kelowna.

It’s such a shame because the club itself has so much potential. It’s a beautiful bar, I like the stage, and the hours are good. So much money walks through that room, and yet they insist on scraping every last penny out of their entertainers.

We’re charged $125/wk for the house regardless of whether we stay there or not (I’m not). So the bar is collecting $1500 per month from the dancers to pay for a house that has no cable, no internet, no laundry, no towels, and it’s dirty. We found clumps of hair on the floor and just about puked when we opened the fridge.

They even insist on taking such a high cut per song for every private dance that it drives the prices up to unrealistic. I do have to give kudos to my agency for at least making this week as tolerable as possible.

So maybe I should just be thankful for the writing material because when the strippers are the least fake people in town, and the whole thing is one big Stepford Wives frat house I suspect I’ll have a few good stories this week.

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  • At 9:46 AM, Blogger KellyNerd said…

    You are the second person in my life to hate Kelowna this week... hopefully you are home soon!

  • At 3:59 AM, Blogger salman javed said…

    Nice I also share with you something hope this helpful for you my friends I can almost hear the cheers from here as you read this, golfing friends! The time to pull those clubs out of storage is now. Kelowna’s golf courses are about to open for the 2013 season, and at Tourism Kelowna we’ve already received many bookings through www.GolfKelowna.com for spring golf trips. Read on to see the list of golf course opening dates in Kelowna!
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