Hahahahahaha

Some people suck, but people are funny.

Super awful half-sex is the funniest thing ever (as long as it doesn’t involve me)
My best friend is a chicken shit, and I love it.
Dating is funny.
Dumping random people who haven’t really been around enough to actually break up with is weird and awkward… and funny.

Apparently I find other peoples pain totally hilarious. Maybe I’m just a horrible person but mmm the martini is yummy

Bed time…