Ryann Reflections

A glimpse into the life of one anti-social stripper nerd.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006


We’re finishing lunch, discussing life plans and enjoying the afternoon when a white pick-up catches my eye through the window. We watch from our booth as he backs up. The angle is wrong.
“what is he doing?” my friend asks.
“He’s going to hit my car.” I reply.


My car lurches forward, rocking back in the stall.
“He just hit my car”. I jump out of my seat as he puts the truck in drive again and starts to drive forward. I sprint around the building as he’s rolling forward, ready to flee. His driver’s side window is open. I glare at him
“You hit my car! Where are you going?” I demand. He looks confused and irritated. His hair is white and the sun hasn’t been kind to his skin over the years. I notice there is dirt under his fingernails as I stare at him in disbelief.
“Did I?” he responds defensively.
“Um… Yes! We all saw you back into my little red car there. Are you going to deal with it or do I have to call the cops?”
“Fuck you!” He spits and hits the gas. I memorize his license plate as I watch him speed off down the road. I’m confused. Did that really happen? Who does that? He hit my car! AND he drove away! I slowly wander back into the restaurant baffled by the exchange. Did he really just hit and run my car? Did that dirty old guy just swear at me and drive away?

Inside I relay the story to my friends and dial 911. “I’d like to report a hit and run please…” The information is collected and reports are filed with both the police and insurance. I’m pretty sure he’s in trouble now. I’m pretty sure he’s a jerk too. He hit my car! I guess I get to add visits to my insurance claim office to my ‘to do’ list for the week.

Seriously, WHO DOES THAT??



  • At 11:34 PM, Blogger Ginger said…

    aw crap!
    Like you needed that on your list of things to do...you did the right thing fer sure in reporting him and he is in trouble, fer sure.

  • At 2:58 PM, Anonymous rori said…

    I hope that turkey gets roasted, I can't believe people still think they can get away w/ a hit and run. Since your car's insurance is through the province that's a good thing. I had something similar here but the guy wasn't insured so repairs came out of mine.

  • At 10:29 PM, Blogger Brian Lavery said…

    I'm so sorry, you certainly don't need that kind of inconvenience.
    What an idiot that guy is!

  • At 2:25 PM, Blogger Travis said…

    Apparently old cranky men do that sort of thing..

    Oooh and blind guys, who thought they actually drove?


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